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  1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

    2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

    3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

    4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

    5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

    6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

    7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

    8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

    9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

    10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

    11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

    12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

    14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

    15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

    16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.
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I need this every single day.

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AWWWW thank you so much for answering our “Would you Rather” question! Here’s a prize, have a balloon! :)

You’re fucking crazy and I don’t like it.

Anonymous:
aw what the hell?? that wasn't spam that was a legit would you rather question! :(

i was googling a gif and saw that the question had been asked like a hundred times at all different times on lots of different blogs.. i’ve had trouble with ad bugs on my computer recently and i freaked out!

loversornothing:

Double Dallas.

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loversornothing:

Double Dallas.

Anonymous:
Ummm excuse me, hi, first of all, you’re really pretty so how dare you. Second, I have a weird “Would You Rather” question for you! Would you rather be blown up into a big fat blueberry (like Violet from WW) and be rolled away OR have your body inflated into a big huge balloon and float away helplessly? (a la Aunt Marge in HP) Bonus points if you add a Violet/Aunt Marge GIF to your answer :)

GET AWAY FROM ME SPAMMER

Thankful to end up having a good reason to leave the house today. Ft rare shot of my room.

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Thankful to end up having a good reason to leave the house today. Ft rare shot of my room.

tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

I get this with clients, both make and female, more often than i care to mention.
Client: “I love your hair colour. I wish I could have it..”
Me: “why can’t you?! It would look amazing on you!”
Client: “oh my boyfriend hates it. He likes my hair the way it is.. He doesn’t like me changing it..”
Me: “okay well get rid of him and have the hair YOU want..!”
*silence*…

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livelawless:

bogmoth:

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

1970s Underground Family Shelter (pics,more)

this is legitimately haunting and scary. like. imagine the end of the world, and you’re living in this shelter, imagine seeing those shitty plastic trees for the rest of your life and those far off painted on houses that will never have other people in them. you’re stuck in a dead, soulless bubble and who knows if you’ll ever see the actual sun or any other people ever again.

Okay but how cute is this anyway

All of the above. I would be so claustrophobic. I’d kill myself for sure.

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livelawless:

bogmoth:

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

1970s Underground Family Shelter (pics,more)

this is legitimately haunting and scary. like. imagine the end of the world, and you’re living in this shelter, imagine seeing those shitty plastic trees for the rest of your life and those far off painted on houses that will never have other people in them. you’re stuck in a dead, soulless bubble and who knows if you’ll ever see the actual sun or any other people ever again.

Okay but how cute is this anyway

All of the above. I would be so claustrophobic. I’d kill myself for sure.

off-themap:

marvlnca:

superbestiario:

Shia Labeouf for interview magazine november 2014

By ELVIS MITCHELL

Photography CRAIG MCDEAN

hmmmm

Purrrrrrrrrrfffffffff

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off-themap:

marvlnca:

superbestiario:

Shia Labeouf for interview magazine november 2014

By ELVIS MITCHELL

Photography CRAIG MCDEAN

hmmmm

Purrrrrrrrrrfffffffff

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hex-central:

😍😍😍😍😍

Oh shit.

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hex-central:

😍😍😍😍😍

Oh shit.

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darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

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