opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

I guess we cannoli imagine how his family feels.

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mrs-mckagann:

HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY SLASH!!!

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mrs-mckagann:

HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY SLASH!!!

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.

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ily.

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ily.

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malcolmsex:

Amy Winehouse

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malcolmsex:

Amy Winehouse

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destroyed-and-abandoned:

The Abandoned Town of Spectre, Alabama from the set of ‘Big Fish’ Album in comments.

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I love this so much.

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destroyed-and-abandoned:

The Abandoned Town of Spectre, Alabama from the set of ‘Big Fish’ Album in comments.

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I love this so much.

thepieshops:

Men Love Fannies

Page 36 of a 1973 Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog

Goodness gracious!
;)

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thepieshops:

Men Love Fannies

Page 36 of a 1973 Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog

Goodness gracious!
;)

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clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.

Aw shit Shirley.

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clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.

Aw shit Shirley.

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malformalady:

Images of caskets that popped out of the saturated soil during the Flood of ‘94 still haunts many who went through the disaster two decades ago.

(Albany Herald file photo)

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malformalady:

Images of caskets that popped out of the saturated soil during the Flood of ‘94 still haunts many who went through the disaster two decades ago.

(Albany Herald file photo)

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Turn Ons:

  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.

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"Rule 1: Don’t let someone be too important in your life."

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Unless you’re comfortable with the feeling of being eaten alive.

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